Wonderful World of Maryland

Dude. I'm in a coffee shop in Annapolis, Md., and just saw a guy in full Revolutionary War dress (complete with brass buttons, gold tassels, and ribbon securing a gray ponytail) zoom past on a Segway. Bizarro.

Correction 10:40 a.m.: Actually, in the interest of honest reporting, he's not zooming at all. I thought he might at any moment, but instead he continues to loiter outside, flirting with women and talking on his cell phone. OH! There he goes zooming at last.