I give and I give and I give

Nobody likes me very much (except Goodan, Goodan loves me). That's what I've decided. I've only checked my two e-mail accounts 150 times in the last hour. Nothing (except from Goodan, he's the only one who really cares). Yesterday it was the same thing. Oh wait, I take that back, the 95th time I pushed refresh on my Gmail account today I had one message in my Inbox. I was really excited...for about five seconds. I opened my Inbox and my new message was a Borders Rewards coupon. Now I HATE Borders. Where's the love?